I agree with Macmatt, nice speech, maybe the "be a man" is a bit too overacted.



Can`t confirm this point.

I joined the empire months ago. Did anybody notice my joining?!

  

Ahh no, it appears we have become victims of our own success . Well it may be a bit overdue, but welcome to the Hitchhikers .

Yes. You're the top overall scorer in the Hitchhikers. I've known your character "Red Claw" ever since I joined.

By way of an apology, consider yourself a senator .

Thank you very much for the welcome, the appointment and of course, the attention.

what if your of the opposite gender? (ahem, not that I am)
I haven't played GC2 in a long time, I should get a big metaverse game going, we all should.

You can edit it anyway you like.

-Fire

Here's the improved version(youre still free to put it on the OP):

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Join our ranks and become part of our community. Over here at the Hitchhikers, your more then "just another member". Join us now and together we shall dominate the metaverse! In those already large empires(Diplomats for example) there is no need for ambition as they are already in a secure position. Help us tear down the very foundations of these unworthy empires. Have your effort count for something and not just one of the many thousands of games in an empire where it shall be overshadowed by its age-long reputation weilding members. Help us dethrone them!

Anyone can join a super-power empire, but it takes a true imperial citizen to forge one. Help us forge this empire, and be that glorious senator!

You don't like the title? I don't either! But we're working on that...

Those top 10 empires have been sitting in those ranks for too long. Much too long... They shall fall and we shall be their successors...

How long have you seen those Diplomats or Kzintis or Hegemony-ions in those top ranks? You can join them but you'll never get the same kind of respect earned as you will helping build your own empire instead of joining a ready made one. Help us build YOUR empire where you can proudly say, "Come hail or high water, we shall not be surpassed"[this part bit too cheesy, me thinks]

For every galaxy you dominate is just another day for the one of the Galactic Civilizations but its the start of a new day for the Hitchhikers of the Galaxy... as the new rising champions for the metaversal throne!

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I also bear bad news, because of the recent period of inactivity(though I blame no one and acknowledge that this is just a game) we have lost 7th place in the Altmeta and are now down to 8th.

Now I bear better news, since the last recalculation we have again the 7th place in AltMeta, but with only 3k Points more than the Browncats. Tomorrow we could have lost 7th place again. In Metaverse we hold 11th place (it was 13th when I joined some months ago), but also with only a 3000 points advantage.

We need more members and I regard your idea making a recruitment speech. It should be edited into the announcement post. But we`ll also have to invite people.

Edit: Huh, I think we have a new member, MrBonkers (Astro Ranger).

Everyone get your towels! new members arriving soon!  (hopefully)

I'll sink my teeth in a gigantic. I'll let you know soon. If all goes well, I may(MIGHT) bring us a 100K lead in both the Altmeta and the official.

As a sidenote: Hitchhikers need to be more active at the core.

yeah, I haven't been there 4ever.

hey fire, howabout I start a propaganda thread for the hitchhikers?
I'll use your speech and then take all the credit for it!!!  

Good idea! But it wouldn't kill you you to include my name.   

sure, it will say, firebender is a lieng scumbag, don't trust anything he says. SEE! I included your name!

Just kidding, I will mention you in there somewhere like be a man, not a firebender!