Not updated as often as it should, but might be at some point...
Published on October 20, 2006 By Macmatt In Metaverse
I come here today to announce a new metaverse empire, the Hitchhikers of the Galaxy.

This is a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy themed empire and anyone is welcome to join, even if you don't even know what the guide is . In fact, the only requirement is that you have a sense of humour.



Join our ranks and become part of our community. Over here at the Hitchhikers, your more then "just another member". Join us now and together we shall dominate the metaverse! In those already large empires(Diplomats for example) there is no need for ambition as they are already in a secure position. Help us tear down the very foundations of these unworthy empires. Have your effort count for something and not just one of the many thousands of games in an empire where it shall be overshadowed by its age-long reputation weilding members. Help us dethrone them!

Anyone can join a super-power empire, but it takes a true imperial citizen to forge one. Help us forge this empire, and be that glorious senator!

You don't like the title? I don't either! But we're working on that...

Those top 10 empires have been sitting in those ranks for too long. Much too long... They shall fall and we shall be their successors...

How long have you seen those Diplomats or Kzintis or Hegemony-ions in those top ranks? You can join them but you'll never get the same kind of respect earned as you will helping build your own empire instead of joining a ready made one. Help us build YOUR empire where you can proudly say, "Come hail or high water, we shall not be surpassed"[this part bit too cheesy, me thinks]

For every galaxy you dominate is just another day for the one of the Galactic Civilizations but its the start of a new day for the Hitchhikers of the Galaxy... as the new rising champions for the metaversal throne!


Join here!

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on May 15, 2007
Yes, but there must be more emphasis on "almost" because nothing can be as awesome as Bistromatics and the Pangalactic Gargle blaster. I wouldn't mind trying either of those myself...>.>

It's good that there has been a lot of growth recently, shortly after posting here the first time I joined the HCH and AlexAtticus is a good leader, and he has Gondacor to look after. I think it is Gondacor anyway, his AAR.

GalenEvil
on May 15, 2007
Wow, we have so many members . I'd like to welcome LostHero and Commodore Drago to the Empire!


on May 15, 2007
BUT! I agree that the Oreo would be a cool frood to have narrate an AAR.


I agree as well, I'm sure it would be an enjoyable read.
I've also been thinking about doing an AAR, with a disctinct Hitchhikers's theme. Still working over the details in my head but it would be a game which I would post, win or lose, on the meteverse. Now, I doubt anyone would learn anything from my stategies or lack thereof - still learning the ropes. (Just finished my first challenging game - yay!)

But still, my idea was to customize all the AI's to fit the theme. There would be the Vogons of course, and the people of Krikkit, perhaps some hyper-intellingent pan-dimensional beings, hmmm a group of writers for the Guide perhaps..., and maybe we can throw in some of the other Empires just for fun.
I'm thinking my own civilization would be headed up by Zaphod, I mean, just as a figurehead of course. He wouldn't actually be making any of the decisions.

Any ideas?
on May 15, 2007
Just look at THHGTTG Mod .


on May 15, 2007
hmm, hadn't seen that. I'll check it out!
on May 15, 2007
That mod is actually what started this empire, so enjoy

And welcome to all of our new members
on May 16, 2007
Just a note to all our members- if you go and register over at The Core, I'll get you hooked up to our private forums there.

PlayJeff45, as you are already a member, I have got you access .


on May 16, 2007
thanks still trying to post first game.maximum speed has been dropped to 5 parsecs on gigantic map  
on May 16, 2007
Quite the most annoying event in the game, thats why I stick to medium
on May 17, 2007
This is the first empire I've felt compelled to join. I'm off to go whip some Drengin with my towel.
on May 17, 2007
Awesome, welcome to Guide HQ

Heres your version 2 Guide.

Have fun bending space and time.
on May 18, 2007
Next Friday, 25 May 2007, is Towel Day, the date Douglas Adams death is commemorated. Don’t forget your towel.

Sorry I’ve been slow posting my first Metaverse victory. I tried to start a game with the Oreans but got an invalid custom race message. After failing to fix it, I started a game as the Altarians (Hey! Why does this thing say I’m an evil cakewalk!? I’m not evil or a cakewalk!) A few other incidentals of living have also kept me away from the game.
Oreo became irrationally upset that I did not start a game as the Oreans, breaking things and insulting me. He did apologize later and gave me a box of nice neckties as a reconciliatory gift.
I discovered an exploit that I would like to share with my fellow Hitchhikers. In the current game as the Altarians, I forged an alliance against the Drengin, who were up to their usual antics. The Torians, Iconians, Drath and Altarians were all at war with the Drengin, with the neutral races providing support to the good races. The Drengin offered me a peace treaty. I am in the habit of collecting “war reparations,” so I rejected the offer. That’s when I noticed that the diplomacy screen was still up. So I offered a peace treaty on my terms: All his money and all the IP’s he would part with down to the last drop. I clicked send. When the transaction was completed I noticed the diplomacy screen was still up. I thought, “I can’t leave my buddies to fight the Drengin menace alone,” so I declared war again, all in the same diplomatic action. When the turn was over there was no report of the peace treaty or the declaration of war. I noticed that I did not lose popularity among the other races. I even bought a nice trade good.
I was doing this backwards before, making peace to get their money and votes and (because of that UP law) declaring war much later than I wanted to.
So there’s the trick. As you grind your enemy down, offer peace, bleed them and declare war all during the same diplomatic transaction before you click done. After all when you take their last planet their treasury and IP’s will just go to waste.
on May 18, 2007
This is the first empire I've felt compelled to join. I'm off to go whip some Drengin with my towel.


Welcome to the empire dmjordan!




on May 18, 2007
Oreo became irrationally upset that I did not start a game as the Oreans, breaking things and insulting me. He did apologize later and gave me a box of nice neckties as a reconciliatory gift.


I forged an alliance against the Drengin, who were up to their usual antics. The Torians, Iconians, Drath and Altarians were all at war with the Drengin, with the neutral races providing support to the good races. The Drengin offered me a peace treaty. I am in the habit of collecting “war reparations,” so I rejected the offer. That’s when I noticed that the diplomacy screen was still up. So I offered a peace treaty on my terms: All his money and all the IP’s he would part with down to the last drop. I clicked send. When the transaction was completed I noticed the diplomacy screen was still up. I thought, “I can’t leave my buddies to fight the Drengin menace alone,” so I declared war again, all in the same diplomatic action. When the turn was over there was no report of the peace treaty or the declaration of war. I noticed that I did not lose popularity among the other races. I even bought a nice trade good.
I was doing this backwards before, making peace to get their money and votes and (because of that UP law) declaring war much later than I wanted to.
So there’s the trick. As you grind your enemy down, offer peace, bleed them and declare war all during the same diplomatic transaction before you click done. After all when you take their last planet their treasury and IP’s will just go to waste.


Hm... interesting.

Never thought of doing that before.

I bet Kryo will be on this stuff like honey ready to report it to the guys upstairs

But, nice trick

Sorry I’ve been slow posting my first Metaverse victory


No worries, we arent about the score, we are about the people and the community of the empire

Hey! Why does this thing say I’m an evil cakewalk!? I’m not evil or a cakewalk


all new chars get branded that for unknow reasons.
on May 19, 2007
Oreo became irrationally upset that I did not start a game as the Oreans, breaking things and insulting me. He did apologize later and gave me a box of nice neckties as a reconciliatory gift.


It's all a ploy!!! Don't take it!!! Don't!!! Oreo is evil, that's why you got branded, and I have the feeling that he is weak, and thus a cakewalk. though, you really should update the Oreans a little to make sure that they are a valid custom race to play as. Then, give them a gun and a towel, and send them off to war!
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